Well, that’s what my friend Jeremy said. I thought that he meant they wanted to play Ludo or Snakes and Ladders. And after you got to know them a bit, maybe you could play snap or rummy. It turns out I was very wrong.
They’re not interested in all that thrilling stuff, they want to play with dolls and prams and all sorts of other yukky stuff.
Jeremy said that they were lying to me and that they all wanted to get behind the bicycle sheds. I went and had a look. Apart from the trampled down grass, it’s just cigarette stubs, empty cans of cider and stinging nettles. Anyone who wants to have fun there must be off their heads. I don’t think I like girls.